有個操牛津腔的人按對講機

樓下按對講機, 我接。

樓下聲音: Hello, is this the 2/F ?

我: Yes

樓下聲音: Please come down and pick up your parcel

我: What's that? Who're you?

樓下聲音, 呆左一左: Who am I? I'm the postman

我, 都呆左一呆: 你可以講中文, 我宜家落呢